This week is turning out to be like some kind of Baywatch reunion in Malibu. Yesterday, we had Carmen Electra in a bikini and now we’ve got Pamela Anderson. Sure Pamela is no where near as preserved as Carmen but I know there are few of you that still appreciate Pamela and her deformed funbags. So this goes out to you guys! Btw, it’s time to let go of the past man! Seriously.
Everyone knows that Pamela Anderson’s age is starting to catch up with her. Here perfect 10 face is now hovering somewhere around a 6 at best, and that’s in good lighting. So you can imagine my surprise when I came across these pics of her wearing her famous red Baywatch swimsuit for a Direct TV commercial. If I didn’t know any better, I’d think these are pics from her 90’s prime. If anyone else can explain this anomaly of nature, I’m all ears, but I think the sexy red one piece holds superhero-like powers of rejuvenation.
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I don’t know why PETA would think having Pamela Anderson naked in a window would have a profound impact. Everyone has seen her naked and if I really wanted to, I can find her sex tape in less than 20 seconds online. Now if they had Stacy Keibler, Petra Nemcova or my new girl Maria Menounos naked in a window, then I can assure you no one would wear fur ever again. PETA are you listening?
Pamela Anderson In A Bikini And Looking Hot?
Are my eyes deceiving me, or does Pamela Anderson actually resemble someone you’d describe as “b%ner inducing”? in these pictures. Now you won’t hear this very often on Hollywood Tuna but she’s looking pretty damn hot for a change. Hell, I’m even turned on by her and you know what, I’m not ashamed to admit it. I’m actually kind of relieved. I was getting tired of writing and reading about how Pam is looking old and washed up! To be honest it’s getting pretty lame! The girl is like 65! We’ve got to give her a break! So today, I’ve decided that once again Pam is the hottest hoochie on the planet! Long live Pamela Anderson.
Here’s Pamela Anderson and some illusionist named Hans Klock promoting their Vegas show “The Beauty of Magic” on the Today Show. I never heard of this guy Hans before but he must have a hard-on for Pamela to have her be his “assistant”. I mean most magician assistants are young and hot. But then again Pamela was on Baywatch and you know how much those crazy Germans loved their Baywatch? Come to think of it, judging by the looks of this guy Hans, I bet he’s using Pammy just to get closer to The Hoff!
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LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Actress Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from rap singer Kid Rock after four months of marriage, a pair of celebrity magazines reported on Monday. “Pamela filed for divorce last week,” Anderson’s publicist, Tracy Nguyen, told People magazine. “It wasn’t a happy Thanksgiving.”
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Yawn. Is it me or are celebrities starting to get boring? Between copycat nose jobs, bad homemade sex tapes, rampant infidelity, and dizzying divorce rates, this breed is getting mighty predictable. Here’s my sage advice to Pamela Anderson, Kid Rock, and all you other celebs out there: if you want to do something bold and shocking, try being NORMAL! Now that would make our jaws to drop and maybe even land you on the cover of a magazine other than Us Weekly.
Is it any wonder these affairs end so quickly when the time period between meeting, engagement, and marriage is usually shorter than most people’s one night stands? C’mon Kid, did you really think this would last? Or were you just blinded by Pam’s enormous breasts, and mistook the throbbing in your groin for the beating of your heart?
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